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John McAfee Disguised Himself To Escape The Authorities!

Submitted by on November 19, 2012 – 10:19 am Comments

It was recently reported that John McAfee, the millionaire founder of McAfee antivirus is wanted for murder, and is being hunted by the Guatemalan police. Therefore in order to avoid detection, McAfee painted himself red with shoe polish and pretended to have a limp. If you are wondering how this piece of news was revealed, well it was McAfee himself who confessed to doing this. If you yelled ‘what the hell’, you cant be blamed.

He basically revealed in his blog that “The first day I colored my full beard and my hair light grey – almost white. I darkened the skin of my face, neck and hands carefully with shoe polish and put on an LA Saints baseball cap with the brim facing backwards and tufts of the front of my hair sticking out unkempt through the band. I stuffed my cheeks with chewed bubble gum stuck to the outside of my upper and lower molars – making my face appear much fatter. I darkened and browned my front teeth. I stuffed a shaved down tampon deep into my right nostril and died the tip dark brown – giving my nose an awkward, lopsided, disgusting appearance”.

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Well, we do know that McAfee is one smart cookie, after all he made his millions using his smarts and has a company named after him.  Further describing his disguise, McAfee added in his blog “I put on a pair of ragged brown pants with holes patched and darned. I wore an old, ragged long sleeve shirt. I donned an old Guatemalan-style sarape and toted a bag containing a variety of Guatemalan woven goods”. From the way he is making the whole thing sound, it seems as if the he is enjoying playing the game of cat and mouse, with the Guatemalan authorities.

In fact, McAfee, who also described disguising himself as a drunken German tourist, and went on to detail how he attempted to sell dolphin carvings to tourists and reporters, speaking in broken English with a Spanish accent. Some would say McAfee has really lost his marbles and ‘what the hell’ is he thinking, immersing himself in more trouble by doing what he is doing. McAfee is currently appealing for information that could clear his name, offering a $25,000 reward to anyone who catches Faull’s killer. The question is, if McAfee is really innocent as he claims he is, does he plan to remain on the run till the actual killer is apprehended? Seriously ‘what the hell’?

Nigel Owen

Nigel is a graduate from Birmingham University, Nigel has worked for about 8 years in the banking industry, until one day he discovered his passion for writing. It basically gives him the opportunity to enlighten himself about subjects and things that he normally might not come across.

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