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Tan Mom A Hot Mess, Are You Surprised?

Submitted by on August 31, 2012 – 11:19 am Comments

Tan Mom With Drag QueensTanning Mom Patricia Krentcil is making a complete fool of herself. Can you believe it? Krentcil could hardly stand up straight last night as she was seen in a gay New York City nightclub. She was tripping all over the place, laughing like a maniac, and showing the world her panties. And of course, the entire thing was caught on tape.

Oh, you have no idea who Patricia Krentcil is? Well, just in case, we’ll refresh your memory. This crispy mama was arrested in April for second-degree child endangerment. Why you ask? Because she took her five year old little girl into a tanning booth with her. This woman’s awful parenting was definitely something to gape at, but it was her leathery skin that led to her 15 minutes.

The woman was not only parodied on Saturday Night Live, but was also turned into a doll by HeroBuilders, and also appeared in InTouch magazine.

She was invited to attend a roast in her own honor at a drag club called Hell’s Kitchen’s XL Club. The night was called Tan Mom at Hot Mess. How fitting! Tan mom showed up to the event wearing a… what’s the opposite of stunning… red dress. She also showed up drunk off her butt. She could hardly stand up on the red carpet. Once she did, she tried to take out one of the drag queens.

You would think the woman couldn’t embarrass herself more, but she somehow managed. When someone asked her what she’d like to drink, she barely managed to slur out “I didn’t put my kid in a tanning bed.” She then took to shouting at the crowd and denying the charges of child neglect.

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The 44 year old mother is clearly messed up. She had to be escorted off the stage because she would not leave the MC’s mic alone. And she was dragged out of the club by security. Can the world please refrain from ever again inviting this woman anywhere, not only for her safety, but for everyone else’s?

Patricia and her family have now released a statement. Apparently Patricia acknowledges her problems that have come with her instant notoriety and she is trying to seek help. Uh… does anyone else think that this woman had major issues prior to her “instant notoriety” or is it just me? That bacon skin didn’t happen overnight.Tan Mom drunk on stage

Patricia was quoted, however, as saying that none of the fame changed her and that her life has always been like this. Really? Your life has always been like this? I really just kind of feel sorry for this woman’s husband and children now.

In all reality, I really hope this mother of 5 is able to get the help she needs to get her life back on track (or on track for the first time) for the sake of her children and her poor husband. Good luck Patricia.


Keaven Neely

Keaven is a stay at home mother of two little girls. She writes her blog This Mama Is Crazy and also sells her arts and crafts on her Etsy site. Writer of “The No BS Zone”

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