The Daily Bubble

Do you have balls of steel? Prove it, cubicle-master.

One Point Office Dares

1. Run one lap around the office at top speed.
2. Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).
3. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you
4. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
5. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
6. When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good."
7. Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
8. While riding a lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

Two Point Office Dares

1. Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.
2. Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".
3. Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
4. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
5. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

Five Point Office Dares

1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
   
2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
   
3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
   
4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
   
5. While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.
   
6. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead; repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".
   
7. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again".
   
8. Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?".
   
9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
   
10. Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
    
11. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist.
    
12. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
    

somehow i think these will work for boarding school pretty well...

Has my husband Walt been clogging up your site, he is such a jerk! (p.s. i think he is a hermathlidite.