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After She Bags You She Gets Fat

Researchers have confirmed what you've always guessed: women drop weight to win you then put the pounds back on once they have you. Less you get concerned, she will lose that weight and more the moment you propose.

That's the only good news for the next twenty years. As your children grow, so will her weight. There's not a ray of sunlight until mid-life makeover puts her back to her right-after-she-bagged you weight.

Think your women will break the pattern? Fat chance.

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