Sometimes You Have to Roll Your Own
Tom Wood Joke | 01.14.06
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and string on the counter.
Confused, she says, "Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons?"
He answers, "Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers, 'because it's so much cheaper.' If I have to roll my own, so does she."
She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and string on the counter.
Confused, she says, "Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons?"
He answers, "Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers, 'because it's so much cheaper.' If I have to roll my own, so does she."
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