The Ugliest Dog Ever Born
Tom Wood The Animal Spirit | 08.15.05
Update: Yes, this is real! Do you still believe in intelligent design?
My girlfriend and I often disagree about whether a dog is cute. Just this once, I am confident that we will be in 100% agreement. Sam, this Chinese three-eyed monstrocity, is a multiple-winner of the world's ugliest dog contest. According to the owner "he's a toad [that's] going to turn into a prince." Not in this life, honey.
Susie Lockheed describes her "mutant": “He has a big hernia bulge, extra-long nails, a lipoma lump in the middle of his chest, and a little line of moles and warts that march down his snout like a stegosaurus.” He takes after his mamma!
"I've never had a dog this in love with me," she says, "And shortly after I rescued him (I took him in as a rescue), I was diagnosed with cancer. I had to be in radioactive isolation, where you're away from people for almost a week. But they let me take one dog. And I chose Sam. And he just made that time so much fun. He's so crazy. I've just never been this close to a dog before."
Sam enjoys regular gourmet meals of sirloin steak, cheese balls, roasted chicken and flan, so he'll swallow his multiple pills. Believe it or not, he is suffering from congestive heart failure, lung and kidney problems in addition to his sightliness problem.
She doesn't mention the - seriously - nine (9) claws on her right paw. Count 'em! Simply amazing.
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That dog is sick. I have to fully agree with you that this dog is not cute. And that, coming from me, says a lot.
Elizabeth Zabell at August 15, 2005 11:55 AM
The owner looks like a Kathleen Turner that fell off the top branch of the ugly tree and hit every other branch on the way down. In a good way.
Tom Wood at August 15, 2005 08:21 PM
I THINK YOU ARE FUCKED IN THE EHAD AND THAT DOG SHOULD BE SHOT CQAUSE THERE IS NO WAY IT IS HAPPY. I WILL END THIS BY SAYING YOU ARE A SICK FUCK.... YOU SICK FUCK
DOG BACON at October 7, 2005 03:50 PM
this dog looks like an ass hole monkey shit
John Brady at October 10, 2005 08:16 PM
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..............u know wot they say.....the owner begins to look like the dog.........u poor poor poor woman.It looks like a hairless rat with a bad skin problem and a bad suntan.........once again.......ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Laura Sisblemmy at May 17, 2006 06:57 AM
i feel srry for that poor poor dog
Bob at May 19, 2006 01:13 PM
You guys are so shallow. Do you not realize that your perceptions of beauty have been manipulated by this society. This dog does not realize whether it is "cute" or "ugly." It is a dog regardless of what it looks like.
rob at May 19, 2006 08:48 PM
I love it! It is adorable. I wish I had it!
freddie at May 20, 2006 07:11 PM
What a beautiful dog. That is the most wonderful looking dog I have ever seen, it brings tears of joy to my eyes.
anonymous at May 22, 2006 03:09 PM
uglyest fucking dog i have ever seen it looks like your momma
bulldog at May 23, 2006 11:04 AM
uglyest fucking dog i have ever seen
bulldog at May 23, 2006 11:04 AM
that dog is cool looking
bulldog at May 23, 2006 11:05 AM
that dog looks like it is dekomposeing!!!!!!!
it's really really grose!!!!!
a cat thats been dead for 5 years is cuter than that!!!!
it looks like it just crolled out of it's GRAVE!!!
karissa williams at May 31, 2006 11:14 AM
that dog is so grose i hope it dies.
come on, who would wont to ceep that dog its so "f"ing ugly!!!it has 10 toe nails.... ON ONE FOOT!!
karissa williams at May 31, 2006 11:18 AM
BEEPED,BEEP,BEEP,THAT ONE UGLY "F"ING DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
logan pettit at May 31, 2006 11:21 AM
heyy i am sorry about ur fugly pet dying and u dont look like the dog they are just bein rude but i wanna know why you kept tht yummy pet
love,
ken and barbie third cousins of butter tarts and ghondi mama
butter tarts and ghondi mama at June 1, 2006 12:57 AM
that is the ugliest dog ever i never want to see that dog ever again. hahahahaha its so ugly like your mom hehehehe
dakota at June 2, 2006 10:32 PM
I am sorry, but it dosen't really matter what the outside looks like it is just how sweet and nice he/or she is. Sorry again you should be really proud of yourself that you toke the bad looking dog.
Vanessa Imani at June 4, 2006 04:00 AM
I think that even though this dog is not very appealing, you should not make fun of him/her. and if you do then that just shows that you are shallow. and if anyone deserves to die, it should be you (the person writing mean things!!!)
Rosalynn Sarvi at June 4, 2006 04:06 AM
I think that even though this dog is not very appealing, you should not make fun of him/her. and if you do then that just shows that you are shallow. and if anyone deserves to die, it should be you (the person writing mean things!!!)
Rosalynn Sarvi at June 4, 2006 04:06 AM
I think that even though this dog is not very appealing, you should not make fun of him/her. and if you do then that just shows that you are shallow. and if anyone deserves to die, it should be you (the person writing mean things!!!)
Rosalynn Sarvi at June 4, 2006 04:06 AM
I think that even though this dog is not very appealing, you should not make fun of him/her. and if you do then that just shows that you are shallow. and if anyone deserves to die, it should be you (the person writing mean things!!!)
Rosalynn Sarvi at June 4, 2006 04:06 AM
I think that even though this dog is not very appealing, you should not make fun of him/her. and if you do then that just shows that you are shallow. and if anyone deserves to die, it should be you (the person writing mean things!!!)
Rosalynn Sarvi at June 4, 2006 04:06 AM
Dear ugliest dog you are very intresting.
miranda dotson at June 4, 2006 10:20 AM
OH SHIT SOMEBODY KILL THIS DOG!
cris at June 4, 2006 05:58 PM
I LOVE this dog
I want to squeeze it and kiss and hug it on its ass I WANT UR DAWG HOW MUCH? I will sleep with it every night bc dammn its hott rawrrr
Annemarie at June 6, 2006 10:19 PM
i wanna fist fuck itt and grab its weiner rite off me and the dogg wil makeoutt damn its sexyy
dante at June 6, 2006 10:22 PM
first looking at the dog i all can do is say it's a ugly pcs of shit...but after reading the article and reading what the owner went through and what the dog did for her i think the dog is not ugly but cute and if u actually look past he terrible form u can see he is happy..except for the first picture lol
chuck at June 11, 2006 10:40 PM
How can some of you be so mean? The owner isn't ugly, and the doggie can't help the way he looks. At least he knew love when he was alive. You people make me sick especially the perv two comments up
Valerie at June 13, 2006 04:26 AM
Hi, i love your dog. It is very cute! It should get pucked up and die like that song from motion city soundtrack, in a good way!.. WE LOVE YOUR DOG!... bye
Alybrit at June 14, 2006 09:14 AM
that dog is like a freakin monster it SCARES me!!!!!! ------
penilliappi at June 14, 2006 12:34 PM
that dog is like a freakin monster it SCARES me!!!!!! ------
penilliappi at June 14, 2006 12:34 PM
Wow that dog looks like it came from hell. It is the most discusting thing i have ever seen. I can't belive something this ugly was created.This is definately the ugliest dog i have ever seen
Tiffany at June 14, 2006 07:14 PM
Omg... this dog is sooo cute. You guys are assholes... this dog is a dog.. and all of u sayin that its ugly.. need to look in the mirror. Our society doesn't need to be based on looks, even though it is... the dog loves her and she loves the dog. it's a sign of affection. u people are heartless.
haley at June 15, 2006 02:13 AM
EW. Gross. I think this is more scary than ugly. Gosh grossss. YES IM SO HAPPY ITS DEAD. OMG THAT FUCKING DOG IS AND UGLY ASS BITCH.
Darling at June 15, 2006 11:43 AM
SAM isnt exactly the most beautiful dog in the world, but its still a lovely and friendly dog says the owner and thats all that counts. I think Susie is great for taking Sam. if she hadnt have got Sam than he almost certainly wouldnt have found an owner and would have been all alone. WELL DONE SUSIE! for thinking of the inside not the outside!
samantha at June 16, 2006 03:18 PM
it look like my sister in law!... but cuter
Eve at June 18, 2006 02:44 AM
this dog is so cute!!!!!!! i mean ugly......but cute in a way........OK!!!!!!! its ugly
bob at June 18, 2006 03:08 PM
My dog (bubba) is way cutter. this doy was dead then craawled out from a grave then got burn't then got stabbed thennnnnn got pooped on then got put in a mud pile!!!!
so its going good on set of suite life
P.S. its on channel 31 (disney) on 6:00 P.M.
and im cody the smart one. answer if you
know me
cole sprouse at June 18, 2006 03:13 PM
Hey im still on i have one hour till i have to start shooting my new episode of suite life of zack and cody
cole sprouse at June 18, 2006 03:16 PM
OMG!! your cole sprouse!!!!!! i know you you rock how old are you?
bob at June 18, 2006 03:20 PM
im 13 1/2
cole sprouse at June 18, 2006 03:25 PM
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
THIS DOG IS SO FUCKING UGLY I WOULD BE SCARED TO TO BE THE OWNER!!!
SICKLY DISTURBING!
Hanna at June 19, 2006 03:39 PM
why the hell would a dog what looks like this ?
abby robinson at June 21, 2006 05:15 AM
this dog is quite unique. I wonder if there are people born this way as well? If there are any, please notify me at once.
Bobetton the 4th at June 21, 2006 09:46 PM
All you people who wrote all the bad things. Just Remember what goes around comes a around and just remember theres a god at their and the why you judge is the why he will judge yous. only god knows why he makes people things animals the why he does................................
Dalia at June 22, 2006 08:54 PM
this dog sounds real nice if you ask me and it sucks that everyone is so mean to it...
isaac at June 24, 2006 11:33 PM
that would be a nice xmas present
or haloweener deco. whoever agrees, e-mail me, nadya_repina@hotmail.com
nadyarepina at June 25, 2006 11:41 PM
ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO BLAME SOCIETY SHOULD ALL GO TO HELL....this IS an ugly/scary DOG. but it is obviously a sweet dog, and we allll know that we wouldnt ever adopt this dog. except for this chick... cuz she has a strong stomach
nuu at June 28, 2006 02:56 PM
eww!!!!!!!! it looks like a rat! not a dog.. sad :-( poor dog but hey! the owners probably make alot of money..
Anonymous at June 28, 2006 09:43 PM
it reminds of my grandpa....
Juuuustt playing!!!
Poor doggy!
Anonymous at July 1, 2006 07:46 PM
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awr at July 2, 2006 03:50 PM
i think that dog is so wonderful. god has created him for a reason, and that reason is because you needed someone to keep you company. no one should be making fun of it. all dogs are beautiful and unique in their own way.
p.s. cole sprouse you are the best. call me some time. but give me your e-mail first. thanks!!
jessica mundt at July 3, 2006 09:47 PM
hello i think its extremely cute...even if its the offspring of Cerberus.
oh btw i dont believe thats cole sprouse what a liar!
luke suckamaballxz at July 13, 2006 12:03 AM
Immediately when i looked at this thing, My whole body inside felt like superman chained up with Cryptonite. My fluffy white dog looked at him and started crying. I hear he could be related to the character from "tales of the crypt", he would fit right in.
Teresa at July 15, 2006 11:12 AM
i don't know why you thing its funny... if you was born that you wouldn't be laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s its way cuter than my sister!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nicky1994 at July 24, 2006 06:00 AM
im so scared i think im gonna have to sleep with my mommy and daddy
layken at July 31, 2006 09:06 PM
wats the big deal its only a dog i love it lol its not like theres gonna b hundreds just like it n non of u wud like it if u looked like that so stop dissin......ppl sayin it wud b better dead n wateva u wudn't want it dead if it was ur dog just cos its not perfect u shud kill it???????i dont think so sum how u need to grow up n realize that not everything looks as good as u want it to...............
jay at August 2, 2006 01:03 AM
what in the hell is this dogs dealie it looks like it got fucked all night long by a cat he really needs to get a treatment at a spa or go somewhere besides the internet or say somethin like warning this dog is fucking messed up so look with caution i mean im gonna have a freaking nightmare that he came to my house and bit my crotch seriously hes god damn ugly
jeffey at August 18, 2006 11:22 PM
that dog is the ugliest thing ive ever seen!!!!
(i hope u dont look like that)
crapface at August 22, 2006 03:21 PM
OMG TATS THE MOST CUTEST DOG EVER!!!
doggipoo at August 25, 2006 07:06 PM
well you guys are just tripping
becuase it's just a dog
and if you were smart enough
I don't think it would care about how it looked
And jeffey as if you had a dick
Why do you want to know??? at August 26, 2006 12:47 AM
well you guys are just tripping
becuase it's just a dog
and if you were smart enough
I don't think it would care about how it looked
And jeffey as if you had a dick
Why do you want to know??? at August 26, 2006 12:48 AM
this dog is totally hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Figgy2sox at August 28, 2006 03:00 PM
this dog is totally hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Figgy2sox at August 28, 2006 03:01 PM
ok i agree with dog bacon it should be shot
it looks like it came from hell i wish i had one i would take it to school and freak out the teachers yeah i'll teach them somtin
Damon Bright at September 1, 2006 01:20 AM
Homer Simpson: If I don't have the remote, I can just get up and change the channel.
(Homer moans and gasps.)
Homer Simpson: Wait a minute. I'll do what Flanders does.
(Homer prays.)
Homer Simpson: O merciful god, who has blessed mankind with two kinds of clam chowder, please help me find the remote
Bart: Full speed ahead! Damn the torpedoes!
Grampa Simpson: What'd he say, put on our tuxedos?
Crazy old man: I want some taquitos.
[after that as the boat is sinking.]
Old woman: This is all Bart's fault!
Jasper: Let's get him!
Old woman: I blame him.
Jasper: He killed us all!
Crazy old man: I want some taquitos.
Damon at September 1, 2006 02:57 AM
That is fucked. When i saw this i thought it was that scary looking rabbit from donnie darko! Why was that thing the world's ugliest dog, why not the world's scariest dog?
adam at September 2, 2006 07:26 PM
I also think this dog is ugly but i feel so bad because its not his fault, im happy that shes able 2 love & care for him because i would do the same as well =]
Emily at September 3, 2006 03:45 AM
awwwww thats a cute dog. Your so stupid Karissa williams. That dog may not look the best but its still a dog and I think Its soooooooooooooooo cute.
leslie soccer at September 4, 2006 09:54 PM
GOD THAT DOG IS SO UGLY .... I MEAN IS IT EVEN A DOG OR IS IT ALIEN???
JRC at September 8, 2006 10:22 PM
why does he have his foot in his mouth? it makes him look even scarier! but i feel sorry for the poor thing!
mini_posh at September 12, 2006 07:19 PM
wow that dog eats peoples balls is all fucked up
mickey at September 21, 2006 09:37 PM
that dog is so ugly i bet you it is skared of it own reflection! I hate 2 c it's mama!
shelby at September 23, 2006 05:42 PM
i jus wanna bang this dog. he is so buff i wud love to have a bf dat looks like him. i jus luvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv his warts and hope i cud catch em of him. i want him to rub against my leg and sratch me wiv his toenails he has gta be the sexyest fing eva born. i want the hairless vulture to like my clit
tinika,robyn n ben at September 26, 2006 08:56 AM
Hiya
granie liz tinika ben and carol at September 27, 2006 06:11 AM
hey ya'l mu fuckers! first tym ive lukd at this dog and first tym ive had an orgasm! that dog is so fit i saw it n fingerd my self! i dream of its claws going up my hairy hairy muff!peace out dog lovers nuff love! ps i wna rape that dogs warts!mmmmmmmm-maggie
now its robyn ya'l as i sed yesterday when i first saw the dog it is the most gorgeous thing iv eva seen. now iv showd all ov my m8z and they all fink he is mingin but i really do want the dog to rub up against me. i feel sorry 4 him havin no hair he must get cold in the winter so maggie sed she will donate her pubes coz she reali luvin like that. this dog is gna live a long happy life because it must have so many girlfriendz. shittttttttttt sayin dat imagine what its puppies wud luk like!!!!!!! fukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk (me) dogggggy style
maggie robyn yew weng kirst bianca at September 27, 2006 09:13 AM
You are all cold-hearted ass holes, in my opinion (besides the ones who aren't). This dog is so cute, and casts a statement in herself. This dog represents all of the dogs out there not rescued by a decent human being, who are this ugly but don't have a life to percieve it with. The only way I want to kill this dog is with warm hugs and kisses.
Zachary G. at October 3, 2006 07:46 PM
yes well zachary g, you mother fuker!!!!!!! you must be avin a bubble bruv, this dog is the ugliest fing eva seen. If you fink any different lets av it out shall we. You obviously aint gettin enough sex if you wana smuva the ugly vulture wid hugs and kisses, or maybe your jus so dam butterz yaself, ya cnt get a gf so now ya turn to dogs not evan a dog wud fuk ya so ya last resort is ta turn to the ugliest creature eva. yeaaaa i fink dats wat it is. oh and anuva fing, if you fink theres no desent human out ther to rescu dogs y dnt u adopt all of em or cnt ya coz your on the dog malestera lists hahahaha
robsticks at October 4, 2006 07:32 AM
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww this dog is soooooooooooo freaky... but once again... it IS a dog, regardless of how ugly it is... so stop picking on it! im on the dofs side!! well, its dead now but anyway...
poo at October 6, 2006 07:47 AM
I feal sorry for that dog if a had a dog like that i would talk care of it like you did hopefully
kristen at October 14, 2006 07:53 AM
I think that no dogs are ugly and sam is very cute! those people loved sam soo much I feel so bad that poor sam had too die i do not think that sam had a very great life if people think he is ugly like what if you were really ugly soo your paremts put you in the ugliest kid contest just for the money or if it was just to see the ugliest dogs ever like god that really pisses me off jees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dont mess with me at October 17, 2006 03:58 PM
reading everyones mean comments makes me wanna cry.
how can people be so sick,a dog can't help the way it looks. it is heartbreaking to find out that it has died. and as for you pervets, get over yourself you sick and abnormal freaks!!!!!!!!!
well done susie for choosing that dog, i know i would. love you puppy and rest in peace oh gorgeous one.
anomynus at October 20, 2006 01:23 PM
soooo ackward...what the fuck is that....i have been debating for quite some time and i think im gonna back my mini van up and hope that its behind it..that thing should never breathe again..serioulsy i am soo sick to my stomach....this shit is goin down..fuck that.....
meatloaf
Meatloaf at November 5, 2006 11:51 PM
This dog is not sick the people who bred it are.
Well obviously its sick the thing died and looked like a digested corpse riddled with disease and infection. To encourage the reproduction of an animal likely to have offspring this disgusting(medical issues,appearance etc.) is the real wrong here. It would make for a great halloween mask though. Shit is scary. Glad its dead though. lol owned! roflcopter bitches! I believe death by NFL punt would be best.
Bob Marley at November 6, 2006 08:19 PM
You know what they say - the meaning of cute is 'ugly but interesting'. If this is true, that dog definitely is CUTE!!!
BMX Bandit at November 9, 2006 02:22 PM
i am so sorry that people are making fun of your hideous lookig piece of crap dog.
Sincerely,
YO momma
P.S
I like to eat crap
Yo momma at November 15, 2006 08:19 PM
I just learned about SAM yesterday surfing the internet. I think people are very cruel to say such mean things about one of GOD'S creatures. What we think is ugly is only skin deep. I see it's been a year since Sam passed. I hope that he's owner has good memories of him. I lost my dog of 13 years in January. It's a very hard thing to deal with. I hope Sam was as much joy as my Rusty was. No matter how he looked, he probably was a great protector and a best friend.
markenbratdur at November 16, 2006 07:56 PM
I think this dog is not verry cute,but you should treat it with respect
taylor at December 7, 2006 03:41 PM
That dog should be put down!
Billy at December 9, 2006 10:33 PM
IT SHOLD DIE SOZ
JH at December 20, 2006 11:54 AM
it is not the nicest love khfugat
JH at December 20, 2006 11:56 AM
that is the wierdest dog in the histery i never seen a dog like that one before
alley at December 26, 2006 10:42 PM
you are sick woman and if is this true than you kill your dog.
Anonymous at December 27, 2006 12:08 PM
u guys are shallow, ur the ones being ugly and stop picking on the poor thing.u GUYS are fucing
dicks
Khamil at December 31, 2006 01:07 AM
u guys are shallow, ur the ones being ugly and stop picking on the poor thing.u GUYS need to stop (most of u)
Khamil at December 31, 2006 01:09 AM
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww the dog looks hella ugly
Carmen at December 31, 2006 06:22 AM
This dog is so ugly its cute !!.......... i like sam......not that i would ever have him just because sam gives me nightmears!!!!!!!!......but,still very cute i geuss!!!!.......o and the owners of sam you two have a lot of guts!!! too wake up and see his face!!....you guys are good people!!.......
hayleah at January 1, 2007 12:17 AM
That dog is a blessing to us all. She makes us realize how beautiful we are. That dog is a sweet little cuddly lovey girl! I think she'd be helpful in a nuclear attack because she wouldn't be injured by the fallout and she could find food and water.
We'd like to see her on "What Not To Wear" and have a makeover just for her!
ten bucks/3J/tasty freeze at January 2, 2007 11:17 PM
This made me horny OH BABY.
Sexualsiobhan at January 5, 2007 12:14 AM
oh this made me oh so horny.
Sexualsiobhan at January 5, 2007 12:15 AM
i cant believe that the majority of u hate the dog.OK so maybe it has a few problems.if someone made u look like that dog and u were teased all the time how much would u like it .i am not a grumpy old man im a 12 year old kid.i got a new book for krimbo
and was curious to see what people thought.turns out the damn majority are acting like 5 year olds about this dog!!!!whats the point , whats the poor thing ever done to u??????????/
alehandro2000 at January 5, 2007 02:12 PM
how much would u like it if u were teased about being ugly /10
comment on how much u would like being teased instead of teasing the poor critter!
alehandro2000 at January 5, 2007 02:36 PM
thats is the ugliest dog ever but it out of its misery ok hey people if u dont shoot that dog i willl fo u cuz that is one ugly dog and STOP putting pictures of that dog on the internet cuz that is freaky sh** k o i will shoot that ugly dog kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk SHOOT it PLEASE
lexus at January 5, 2007 07:21 PM
...
.. . ...
.. wat the fuck.. this is the most disturbing and repulsive thing i ahve ever seen , but im a little gayboy horndog i want to dognap this little fucker and lube up its tight diseased dirty asshole tie it down and slip my 1 1/2 incher in and out then i want it to do me in my ass.. then i want it to blow a hot steamy load all over my, then i want to masturbate it again and shove a toothpick down its dickhole !! o man! HARD ON !! 8=====================O
Nicholas Van at January 5, 2007 10:44 PM
oh my god... is it real?? we cant believe it!! for christ sake, kill that monster! is it from this world!? love for all, mexico sucks
Paul and Matt at January 8, 2007 01:45 AM
tHIS IS THE UGLIEST DOG i HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When i saw that dog i promise i thought i saw the devil himself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!man get rid of thhis ugly dog
Kelsey at January 8, 2007 05:18 PM
omg this is my bro!!!!!!
and yeah thats what he looked like when he came out of my mom!!! i know thats awesome!!!
kassy at January 15, 2007 01:34 AM
that is the ugliest dog ever omg it looks just like my sister
m at January 21, 2007 06:24 PM
I can't believe that you would even think about taking that dog in?! It is GROSS!
Grossed out! at January 21, 2007 09:28 PM
your mum licked the dog out while she was giving birth to it then they both got married an had you
dk at January 24, 2007 10:05 AM
DAT DOG IZ DA UGLIEST SHYT I EVA SEEN WALK ON DIZ PLANET.. AM SORRI BUT WAT DA HELL DID U FIND SO CUTE IN DAT DOG?? HES SO OLD N DISGUSTING.. UR BEGGINNING TO LOOK LIK HIM TOO SORRII EWWWWW
nc at January 26, 2007 01:45 PM
OMG this dog is hidios i want to barf it should be put to death OMFG who whould want to own that kind of dog it is hidios Wait i will type more but I have to go barf OK I am back ewwwwwwwwww i have to barf again
hallie and rori at January 26, 2007 09:27 PM
OMG this dog is hidios i want to barf it should be put to death OMFG who whould want to own that kind of dog it is hidios Wait i will type more but I have to go barf OK I am back ewwwwwwwwww i have to barf again
hallie at January 26, 2007 09:28 PM
It dosen`t matter what the dog looks like dumb shitbag`s. If the dog is good and nice then that`s all that matters. It`s what count`s on the fucking inside durr.
You low degradable bitches. The perspection of beauty not the face.
Brooklyn and Olivia at January 27, 2007 06:51 PM
It dosen`t matter what the dog looks like dumb shitbag`s. If the dog is good and nice then that`s all that matters. It`s what count`s on the friggin inside durr.
You low degradable people. The perspection of beauty not the face.If i knew you people in person I'd back effin hand you. I feel bad for your parents.
Brooklyn and Olivia at January 27, 2007 06:52 PM
Don't be mean to this dog. I mean every dog is cute in their own way. Like Brooklyn and Olivia said it doesn't matter what it looks like as long as it is a good dog and minds you. I would have took this dog home too. Jesus has a plan for everything even a dog like this. That is very good that you took this dog home. Good Job
Alex at January 27, 2007 11:44 PM
thank you mister president
bea at January 30, 2007 11:26 AM
Hey, whats up this is Paris Hilton and thats totally hott! creepy, but hot
hottie911 at February 1, 2007 04:57 PM
this dog looks like it is decomposing ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww man it look like it it got in a fire and the skin is all burnt eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww i am not shalow or nonething but god lee man !!!! that dog is jack uup!! cus itlooks nasty maaaaaaan ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww look like a dead hAIRLESS zombie cat !!! i am telling u man it the walking dead
karesh at February 1, 2007 09:25 PM
why do you people have too be sooo mean? yeah this dog is really ugly and it needs too be shot but, dont be soooo mean!!!!! how do we no you dont look like that huh???? didnt think so!!!...... what now??!!!
sammy and sierra at February 4, 2007 12:39 AM
you are all fucked up. especially those who want to fu8ck that poor ugly dog in some way! you all deserve to burn in hell!! get bent! die ! die!
jon dori at February 9, 2007 08:57 AM
OMG!!
thats REALLY *and I mean REALLY!* S C A R Y!!!!
freak dog alert!
What did you do to it?! The poor thing. it never had a chance to live :(... beautifuly.
dude at February 11, 2007 01:54 PM
hi...... again
Ivvvvvvvvvvvvvvve been feeling sad.
for the dog.
I showd it to my cat and he ran away.
and died.
:( tear tear. even aniamls feel sorry for it.
meannys why do you have this up. animal killer
!
dud at February 11, 2007 02:00 PM
um why does he have NINE toenails on ONE FOOT!!??
WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM?? OMG I FEEL SORRY FOR HIM!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I GOT A NEW CAT!! then I showd her the picture..
GUESS WHAT HAPPENED??!! AGAIN??
SHE DIED, YOU ARE animal killers I'VE CALLED THE SPCA ON YOU!!
YOUR GONNA GET INTO TROUBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! HEHEHEHEHEHEH
SO IM GOING TO GET A FISH THIS TIME!!! AND LETS SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO HIM
dude at February 11, 2007 02:07 PM
I got a fish.
and I showed it the picture.
he jumped out of the bowl GEEZ how many pets can you kill? I mean.. A FISH COMMITED SUICIDE BECAUE HE SAW THAT DOG!!!if that really is a dog! OMGOMG THAT IS A S C A R Y DOG!! I REAPEAT SCARY SCARY SCARY....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dude(died) at February 11, 2007 02:12 PM
you are the meanest people ever my son looked at the picture SO much he finally croaked. we migh sue you1 GEEZ!!! meannys.
YOU CREEPY PEOPLE!! YOU MADE MY SON CROAK!!!! WHO DOES THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU PEOPLE ARE NUTS!!!!!
dude's parents at February 11, 2007 02:18 PM
i feel real sorry for that poor guy. y do people have to be so mean i mean he can't help it
miley cyrus at February 11, 2007 06:35 PM
i wood luv to hav this poor poor dog as my dog
my frend has a border collie that is real protectiv and cute
miley cyrus at February 13, 2007 10:54 PM
ok this dog may be the ugliest dog ever but i have to say that the dog is so ugly thats hes cute i know i sound stupid but hey its still a dog and he needs to be cared for also, i am a big dog lover and i wished i had that dog!!!!!!! why you ask because it's not what's on the outside it's whats on the inside that counts and i love that dog let me repeat cause i dont think you all heard me i said I LOVE THIS DOGGGGG!!!!!!!! and it's really sad that he's going through so much... i mean a dog is lke a person they dont want to be picked on cause dogs have feelings to so yea love always chelsey stafford
chelsey stafford at February 14, 2007 07:33 PM
damn... diz dog is hot i want it thiz iz da sexiest dog ever can u sell it to me
Anonymous at February 15, 2007 11:10 AM
i like this dog i think it is cute!!!!!!!!!!!!
may person at February 17, 2007 04:21 PM
i like this dog i think it is cute!!!!!!!!!!!!
may person at February 17, 2007 04:22 PM
i luv this poor dog and cole sprouse and dude i no ure not dead or else y am i not thanx for being a beep
miley cyrus at February 17, 2007 09:08 PM
i luv this poor dog and cole sprouse and dude i no ure not dead or else y am i not thanx for being a beep
miley cyrus at February 17, 2007 09:09 PM
SHUT UP ALL THOSE MEAN CRUL PPL!!!! YOUR JUST JELOUS THAT YOUR PET DOESNT LOOK LIKE THAT
Brendan at February 19, 2007 10:14 PM
ia well i jus wanna sey vat vis dog is mega UGLY how cn u lyk it i feel sori 4 it vow bt eewwwwww i av jus read vat sum1 wanted it 2 do stuff wiv vem ow mingin i wunt dare vey r rite orrible i screamed wen i 1st saw it and have had nightmares eva since omg its really scary it looks like a witch dog eeeeeewwwwwww horrible bt every1s got vere own opinion bt i say eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww its reali mank if i had a dog like that i would spew eeeerrrrrrrrrrr eeeeewwwww kill it xxx
holii n bef at February 20, 2007 04:55 AM
NASTYYYYYYYY yet yummy at the SAME TIME
dob at February 20, 2007 09:12 PM
i love this dog its a beautiful and nurtering animal.God made this dog for a reason in this world.everybody on earth has a reason to be born.
Kaley at February 23, 2007 06:58 PM
hi im so sorry ur dog died i personaly think he is cuite!!! well i just wanted to say im sorry that he was in a fire!!!
love abby
abby at February 24, 2007 09:18 PM
is that dog dead becuse it looks like it got ran over
swtash101 at February 27, 2007 11:26 AM
omg that thing is ugly. when i first saw it i though i was going to pass out. it look so scary. how can somebody live with that thing
Anonymous at February 27, 2007 01:39 PM
you know ugly can be pretty from the inside out!!!! poor lil sweet thing.
Anonymous at February 27, 2007 01:50 PM
is that dog die or unhappy are what
chaprai at February 27, 2007 09:38 PM
hey peps ino its one ugly dog but i think of it kinda upsetting to see it dnt u
kelly at February 28, 2007 03:26 PM
that dog is so cute, I don't think anything is wrong with him.. :)
He might look scary on the outside, but hey! it's the inside that counts, right? :)
I love him!
tilda at March 1, 2007 10:45 AM
that is a scary dog how do you sleep with it.9 claws on the right paw that dog is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shelby at March 3, 2007 02:51 PM
u sick fucker its needs to be put down
Anonymous at March 5, 2007 04:14 PM
Fuck this dog is scary, i'm begging you woman please stamp on it or burn it or something. It doesn't deserve to live. But its dead now so I guess we should celebrate its life and the fact that it no longer present with us in this world. I think it created AIDS. South africa rocks
Sedi and Sego at March 11, 2007 04:54 AM
i think your dog is beautiful
Veronica Bergsten at March 12, 2007 01:20 PM
dis gog is cute, how come ya think its ugly, awwwwww can i have it.? im just playing fuck that dog is fucking ugly.:) but still its just a dog with feelings it no fair for ya to call it ugly like that:)
johanna at March 12, 2007 08:03 PM
i whant to ask u a qestion
1. did u like sam for the attention, fame.
ashley at March 14, 2007 12:30 AM
that dog is ugly if i had a dog like that i would do the world a favor and burn it to death then i would dig a hole put him in it and hope that he does not dig his way threw his grave again
lilj at March 17, 2007 04:48 PM
that dog look like my dog chilli but without hair
cracker jack at March 19, 2007 11:43 PM
HOLY SHYZEERSSS!!!
I HOPE THAT DOG BURNS IN HELL I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS IT LOOKS SOOO FUCKING EVIL I HOPE THAT SUSAN LADY GETS HER HEAD BIT OFF BY IT.
HOW COULD YOU RAISE SUCH A THING, THE OWNERS EVEN MORE DISGUSTING THAT THE DOG ITSELF. i'D CHOP THAT DOG TO 644464508 PIECES. FAAAK
Viki at March 20, 2007 05:19 AM
U.G.L.Y dog chicken legs
bob at March 22, 2007 11:26 PM
omg this dog is so cute. brb ive got 2 go shoot my new episode of hannah montana
miley cyrus at March 23, 2007 05:54 PM
I can not beelieve that u guys are so mean 2 this poor dog!! It can't help the way it looks! I am proud of the owner for taking sam in! bee nice! I am!!
Frogz 2 bee at March 24, 2007 10:57 AM
That Dog Is F****ng Ugly Looks Like My Ex's P**sy Lips..
Adam at March 26, 2007 06:19 PM
why do you keep the dog when it looks like your ass
Anonymous at April 8, 2007 03:27 PM
we want a dog really badly but if we had to have this one we wouldn't take it it is scary!!! n so so ming! it looks reli crispy, it reli duz!
laura n izzie at April 15, 2007 06:04 AM
oh yh i forgot to say tht it looks lyk it has been on a BBQ
laura at April 15, 2007 06:07 AM
i think you people aRE EVIL.You don't think he should be alive well i think you shoul die! go use your foul language on a different website you freaks
i love sammy63 at April 15, 2007 12:16 PM
i know its wrong to say mean things to what god has created so i guess i just have to say :oh..............what a cute dog!
annalise singh at April 15, 2007 04:55 PM
i know its wrong to say mean things to what god has created so i guess i just have to say :oh..............what a cute dog!
i thunk yall are jealous cause u guys dont look as cute as that dog. i agree with hannah and cole.how are u guys? we dont want want to expose ourselves online. reach me on christi411_marie@hotmail.com
annalise singh at April 15, 2007 05:03 PM
i know its wrong to say mean things to what god has created so i guess i just have to say :oh..............what a cute dog!
i thunk yall are jealous cause u guys dont look as cute as that dog. i agree with hannah and cole.how are u guys? we dont want want to expose ourselves online. reach me on christi411_marie@hotmail.com
annalise singh at April 15, 2007 05:04 PM
don't belive all the mean things people say, it just matters if you like sam. If you ask me, Sam just doesn't look like most dogs so what, she's beatiful... no matter what any body says.
no name at April 17, 2007 07:27 PM
that is so sick..... and JEFFERY ur so mean usick f$#@....u should get nightmares
oompa loompa at April 19, 2007 01:31 PM
your dog is real wierd
dog lover at April 24, 2007 03:40 PM
dear~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
my name is julia price i am 11 years old and i think that dog is so gourges wen i first sore it i cracked up laugeing but now as u look at it it is so cute.
julia price at April 25, 2007 04:47 AM
That dog is Wicked ugly, but i love dogs and if it were mine, i would keep it no matter how ugly it was....ALL THE PEOPLE THAT SAY THAT DOG SHOULD DIE SHOULD BURN IN HELL!!
anonomous at April 25, 2007 07:19 PM
that dog is soo cute i love it well ilove every thing :^) im better than you!!!!!!! JK i love that dog
analyse at April 26, 2007 08:51 PM
I LOVE THAT DOOOOOGGGGG MAN I WISH I HAD THAT DOG
ajklfj at April 26, 2007 08:53 PM
looks like a dead rat that has been vomited out of a retarded bird, then re-eaten.
MyBigFatMonkey at May 2, 2007 02:21 AM
it isnt that bad. it is cute
megan at May 12, 2007 08:31 PM
it isnt that bad. it is cute in it's own way!
megan at May 12, 2007 08:32 PM
fuk wot evri1 sez the dogz fukin mean
ben at May 13, 2007 10:23 PM
wow
weird
strange
interesting
co at May 17, 2007 08:54 PM
that dog oh my god it's repusivness overstands as the ugliest dog in the universe i feel sorry it's dead it was probably nice and everything but i mean it's a dimented rodent
xena at May 20, 2007 08:22 PM
i am a father of thirteen kids and after seeing that mutant mutt on the computer they have had nightmares and wet the bed .we are having family counciling.awwwwwhhhhh.
gonzo at June 9, 2007 05:27 PM
when i whent on the web i thought what the hell was that my dad said someone must of mest around whith it on photoshop ps my dads name is gonzo
cheese at June 9, 2007 05:32 PM
I am so sorry. What happened to it.
pit lover at June 19, 2007 06:16 PM
I am so sorry. What happened to it.
pit lover at June 19, 2007 06:16 PM
i kinda think if you get use to him you can learn to love him and think hes beautful and i do but he may be dead but all you that are happy are horribal i think he is cute may he be blessed and rip
Anonymous at June 23, 2007 12:26 PM
i kinda think if you get use to him you can learn to love him and think hes beautful and i do but he may be dead but all you that are happy are horribal i think he is cute may he be blessed and rip
Anonymous at June 23, 2007 12:26 PM
... i wouldn't touch that thing if i were you....
nadya at June 26, 2007 11:04 AM
sorry that everyone is so rude about your dog! i'm not going to lie he isn't the cutest thing i've ever seen but i'm glad that you've taken him in and loved him like no other!! ha ha well to tell you the truth my little sister had night mares about this dog when she saw the pic and was seriously scared she couldn't even look at the computer, ha ha well i'm sure you'll have a fun time with that dog. it doesn't matter what he looks like just as long as you love him!!! maybe some day our dogs can hook up! jk ha ha well see ya!!
lindsey at August 15, 2007 04:28 PM
leave that poor dog allone who cares if he is ugly he is still a dog leave him allone sick fucks.
martina at October 22, 2007 06:41 AM
wow he is a ugly! dog no affince but still a ugly dog!
Anonymous at October 23, 2007 07:54 PM
wow he is a ugly! dog no affince but still a ugly dog!
Anonymous at October 23, 2007 07:55 PM
this THING looks like a guiant RAT!what in the world did they do to that creature........or what ever it is it looks like a drunken monkie that got pimp slaped from a hot girl monkie
amie at December 6, 2007 11:17 PM
I think that that dog is so cute.
Morgan at December 20, 2007 09:02 AM
I think that that dog is so cute. It is so ugly that it is cute. I feel so bad for it, though.
Morgan at December 20, 2007 09:05 AM
OMG did anyone see that Cole Sprouse is up there
LYNNSEY at December 20, 2007 09:22 AM
o.m.g manq this dog is maddd ugly but then yet hes cute in his own way lol idk but wat happend to him that he turnd out like dat manq gosherz
azaria at December 21, 2007 10:46 PM
your dog is so u.g.l.y. I could throw up.It looks like it died three months ago and came back to life.
sydney & traton at December 28, 2007 07:06 PM
your dog is so u.g.l.y. I could throw up.It looks like it died three months ago and came back to life.
sydney & traton at December 28, 2007 07:06 PM
your dog is so u.g.l.y. I could throw up.It looks like it died three months ago and came back to life.
sydney & traton at December 28, 2007 07:08 PM
you wouldn't like it if you were voted worlds ugliest person so why dont you give this dog a break?
lauren at December 31, 2007 10:24 PM
Jeez, you guys wish he would die just because of his ugliness?
Epic Fail Girl at February 26, 2008 01:34 PM
That is VERY ugly but I don't think peaple should swear OR be rude.
Meghan at March 17, 2008 07:18 AM
I have to say that some of the posts on here are so immature. You can't just say the dog is ugly, you gotta post some stupid comment about the owner. What a bunch of bullies you are. Beauty is within the eye of the beholder. Ugly dog yes but what an amazing lady to take in something that looks like that and love it. We could all learn something from her.
Leslie at April 11, 2008 10:39 AM
I have to say that some of the posts on here are so immature. You can't just say the dog is ugly, you gotta post some stupid comment about the owner. What a bunch of bullies you are. Beauty is within the eye of the beholder. Ugly dog yes but what an amazing lady to take in something that looks like that and love it. We could all learn something from her.
Leslie at April 11, 2008 10:42 AM
dog is hideous, needs to be put out of its misery
kelsey Moody at May 5, 2008 07:46 PM