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Your prank call of the day is assembled from clips of Jack Black. Enjoy!

howard stern came on that comedian jack blck used to date and she finds her self in malibu follwing blacks and believes in historic racism rooting from fbis favorite shooting niggers wit h need to be save issues

no money left to make
is jack black staying with howard or green day and is he welcome back at comedians house

are black family part of green days follow this black guys to huntington park and pretend killing him is nxt . our police operator need to know
if they can join the party these people are museic
destroying the homes he find with his own families hate.
his knw had sammy and supposed Posted by Sister Morphine on March 14, 2006 06:35 PM

Good for them both. I hope they have a sucessful marriage.

2. Posted by Binky on March 14, 2006 06:41 PM

Was 'bad acting' that killed the beauty...

3. Posted by Justin on March 14, 2006 06:42 PM

I always thought that Jack Black was married to Laura Kightlinger and I'm never wrong so that makes Jack Black a polygamist - and polygamy is wrong.

4. Posted by downshine on March 14, 2006 06:46 PM

i'd hit that

after i'd hit k-fed with his man boobs....yeah. exactly.

5. Posted by HollyJ on March 14, 2006 06:46 PM

He's hilarious, and she looks great, so KUDOS to them both.

6. Posted by BoardBetty on March 14, 2006 06:50 PM

What's so bad about marrying a "hyperactive monkey?" I married my husband. So far, he hasn't crapped in the laundry, but give it time.

7. Posted by B-Bomb on March 14, 2006 06:54 PM

exactly, #6! i'm dating a hyperactive monkey, and so far he has yet to do anything with his poop other than fling it from time to time.

8. Posted by Bob Denver on March 14, 2006 06:59 PM

To be fair, a man like Jack Black's gotta lock that down when he gets it.

Now look at Jack's hair in this photo:

http://www.artforum.com/uploads/upload.000/id09213/article01.jpg

9. Posted by Grphdesi23 on March 14, 2006 07:01 PM

This is the first Hollywood couple I could asking see lasting.

10. Posted by Grphdesi23 on March 14, 2006 07:01 PM

whoops, I meant *actually.

11. Posted by Doc on March 14, 2006 07:03 PM

I think the author is thinking of Jack Black's character in "Orange County"... Im sure he's not that way in real life... although, that would make for a pretty nice reality show...

12. Posted by giantpores on March 14, 2006 07:04 PM

Wow, I had no idea she was dating Jack Black.

It looks like she's just hot, but actually she is totally awesome, too. She was in one of my favorite bands, Silversun Pickups. He's one lucky dude.

13. Posted by BarbadoSlim on March 14, 2006 07:13 PM

Jack'll be fine as long as keeps smokin' weed and doesn't become a "serious" actor douchebag.

I'm looking at you Kilmer.

14. Posted by tits_on_snack on March 14, 2006 07:17 PM

"t's kind of amazing that Jack Black is capable of dating an actual woman, let alone convincing her to marry him."

Are you fucking kidding me?

15. Posted by Dee on March 14, 2006 07:32 PM

better her than me

16. Posted by ESQ on March 14, 2006 07:55 PM

Jack Black was on Howard Stern talking about her. He somewhat eluded to this being a permanent thing. She is far from looking like Gwyneth Paltrow's character in "Shallow Hal."

17. Posted by Foxbase Alpha on March 14, 2006 07:57 PM

Jack, all the best and "Fuck Her Gently".

18. Posted by a concerned fan on March 14, 2006 07:58 PM

He's rockin' the old school stache. That's why she wants his junk.

19. Posted by Foxbase Alpha on March 14, 2006 07:58 PM

What! I thought he was married to Kyle Glass.

20. Posted by Tania on March 14, 2006 08:13 PM

Wow she is really beautiful.

With all that crazy energy he has I bet he's good in the sack.

21. Posted by lionface on March 14, 2006 08:23 PM

by the way- shes pregnant.

22. Posted by The Serial Cynic on March 14, 2006 08:31 PM

Jack made a serious upgrade with this model. I think he dated Laura Kightliner for like 10 years. He got this chick for 10 minutes and eloped. Smart move.

23. Posted by Merebear on March 14, 2006 11:16 PM

I'm pretty sure he was married to Laura and got divorced. Not that I care, but Laura was about a foot taller than him and 60 pounds thinner. I don't know why he felt HE deserved an upgrade.

24. Posted by WackyJacki on March 14, 2006 11:39 PM

Who the hell is she?

25. Posted by boobtube on March 15, 2006 12:09 AM

JACK HAS PLANTED HIS SEED - good for him, even though i hate him, at least it goes to prove that men with amful amounts of body hair can get women

26. Posted by Becky on March 15, 2006 03:21 AM

Wow, she's come a long way from ice skating and smashing Nancy Kerrigan in the knee...

I SWEAR, when I first read this my mind translated it to "Tonya Harding." Maybe I miss her?

Now that I think of it, I DO! I do miss her! Wonder where she is?

*sniffle*
*flips on WWF*

27. Posted by xAgonyxScenex on March 15, 2006 03:37 AM

the kind of women fame will get you. sad realoly.

28. Posted by neophyte on March 15, 2006 05:18 AM

The porn star mustache worked for Burt Reynolds. Now Jack Black. Seriously, if Adrien Brody were smart, he'd grow one to get Angelina Jolie in the sack. The stache = magic.

29. Posted by txb on March 15, 2006 08:53 AM

when did he and Laura Kightlinger end it? they were legally married in my state. and who is this chick? i didn't learn anything about her on a google search except that she married jack black and was in a movie in 2001 that didn't list her part.

30. Posted by Jenny on March 15, 2006 09:55 AM

She's pregnant.

31. Posted by frangly on March 15, 2006 12:15 PM

#26, ME TOO! I SO thought that said Tanya Harding. Now THAT woulda been some juicy news. Rats.

32. Posted by Laurie on March 15, 2006 12:53 PM

They had gone to the same high school and had been friends, but Black had never asked her out then. Call me a sap, but I think that's sweet.

Plus if it means that Jack Black will start coming to Decemberists shows (his sister-in law is in the band) so much the better.

33. Posted by lysistrata11 on March 15, 2006 01:23 PM

Aww I think it's nice. He's marrying a non-famous person and she's marrying an unattractive guy she was friends with. That's really sweet.

34. Posted by Spindoc on March 15, 2006 01:49 PM

So basically she didn't think he was worth dating til he had some fame in the bank. Sounds like a sweet girl.

35. Posted by blue.venus on March 15, 2006 03:06 PM

I know Tanya. She is the sweetest girl you'll ever meet. There is not a pretensious, self-serving, or mean bone in her entire body! (for the jealous idiots who make mean assumptions!) I think that's why Jack fell in love with her. She's genuine.

Besides, she may not be on the commercial status level as Jack, YET, but all of us in LA know she is extremely talented, albeit a little shy. Her music and artwork already had a following long before she got serious with Jack. All of her friends wish her all the best. She's someone who truly deserves happiness in her life, and now that she may have found some, everyone can't wait to see and hear what new creative flow might come out of her. She's got it.

36. Posted by Spindoc on March 15, 2006 03:28 PM

Call me a jealous idiot who makes mean assumptions then, but the fact remains that she didn't think his ass was worth dating in high school, now she does...is he better looking than he was in high-school, or has something else about him changed? Oh yeah, thats right, he's rich and famous. Go Tanya, nothing says a star fucker can't be a sweethart. ;)

37. Posted by blue.venus on March 15, 2006 04:26 PM

Dude....even Jack says he never asked her out in highschool. He wanted to, but didn't. It's in print.
So how the hell would you know whether she would of went out with him or not?

Uh..duh...women aren't mind readers.

You're still an IDIOT. LOL

Thank God she has more of a life than to read this crap, and come to think of it....so do I.

Later Loser.

38. Posted by staticbumblebee on March 15, 2006 05:19 PM

She was in Shallow Hal.. one of his friends, or something.. she gives him advice in a scene.

39. Posted by Spindoc on March 15, 2006 05:23 PM

Hmm, I'm an idiot and a loser because I don't take your word for it that your friend is really neato peachy keen. LEts see, my choice is between you thinking I'm a loser or me listening to you and agreeing with you....gosh, it's a toughie but I guess I'm going to have to change my business cards to read Mr. Loser! Oh yeah, by the way, ask your friend if getting a good table at the IVY is worth having Jack Black sweating and heaving on top of her.

40. Posted by funkylo on March 15, 2006 05:42 PM

aren't they then having a baby monkey too?

41. Posted by lysistrata11 on March 15, 2006 11:44 PM

#39-Thanks for the fabulous mental image of Jack Black sweating and heaving on top of ANYBODY. Ugh. Here's an even better one for you: Think of the face he would make at the end. Blech.

42. Posted by B-Bomb on March 15, 2006 11:51 PM

will the baby be born with a molester 'stache, or does that grow in around the little monkey's first birthday?

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